Monday, April 23, 2012

Work...Yes, Money.

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“I hate writing, I love having written.”--Dorothy Parker

Well, I do love writing. Gotta disagree with Mrs. Parker, for once. But these days, I'm makin' bucks, with little time to spend on my beloved knitting, spinning, and weaving.

Nonetheless, I sat my ass down at my computer tonight and said to myself, "Write the fucking blog, willya?" After having worked on hideous Capital Market Reports, plus writing about a dismal app that plugs into Office 2010, writing when I get home is not high on the list.

So here's what I have been doing when I have free time--working on the book, heavily. This will be an e-book that I'll sell and advertise on Ravelry, a collection of my sock designs, hopefully about 12 of them. I'm halfway through them now. The book's title? "Keep It Simple Socks." Each design's stitch pattern will keep you interested but will also stick in your brain. When I make socks, I like to have patterns that I can memorize because socks always go with me and I don't want to have to stare at a chart constantly.

I'll put up some pictures of the book's WIPs this weekend. They reside on my phone right now.

By the way, if you're into socks and own a Mac, check out Knitting Software's Sock Wizard for the Mac. Carole Wulster has added some great features to this app. Kneehighs, different heels, different toes. Although I always do my own calculations, using knitting software is OK for most people, although you must be aware of the design's pitfalls and make sure that you adjust the generated directions to work properly.

Well, gotta beat feet. It's getting close to bedtime for this old lady. Shit, I'm gonna be 62 this Wednesday. Chronologically. Not mentally. Of course, Arthuritis, my pal, keeps kicking my joints but I fight him all the time.

Later, skanks.

Saturday, January 14, 2012

Back on Track

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It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction--Pablo Picasso

Yeah, gang, it's been months since I've written anything. Talk about being out of work and depressed, along with a huge attack of writer's block. Well, it's done. I'm back. And with another blog too, The Steekin' Geek. Having an iPad makes it much easier to write on the run, as it were.

So as far as the Tech Writing series is concerned, I'm seriously considering pulling it together into a free e-book for those who need help. God knows there are too many designers out there who are talented but lousy direction writers.

Not much to say right now, although I'm headed for Vogue Live tomorrow to catch up with friends, check out the Market. I don't take classes. Took a class last year at Vogue Live and didn't learn shit. It wasn't the teacher's fault. It's because I've been doing this so fucking long that there's little I haven't tried or done.

I'll be back later this week with more. We'll talk about all the silly yarn out there. Jeezus! It's getting out of conrol, ain't it!

Later, skanks! Missed you.

Sunday, August 14, 2011

Write It Right. Knitting Tech Writing for Dummies Part I

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“The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.” --Mark Twain

Since I rather doubt any of the magazines would publish an article about knitting technical writing, I figured why the fuck not do it here?

As many of you know, I make my living as an IT tech writer, specializing in Software Development Life Cycle, SharePoint (a Microsoft collaborative platform), end-user guides, and a pile of other tech documentation crap.

Lately, I've been horrified at the poor quality of many knitting directions, some of which are published by well-known yarn companies and some by independent designers. Last Thursday at Stix-n-Stitches's Sit 'n' Knit night, I helped a fellow knitter translate some badly written directions. Get this--the cast-on instructions, which included placing markers between pattern repeats, were totally confusing. It was written sans asterisks, sans stitch counts, and sans much of anything other than the initial cast-on count, so she had no idea how many markers to place. In order to give her the the correct number of pattern repeats, I checked the math. Oy.

Many of you (including me) are either considering or doing your own designs and hoping to sell them. Well, if so, you'd better have your writing shit together first. This series, which I figure will run for a month, will give you some guidance. I have a very specific process that I use when designing so that my directions are comprehensible and correct. Most budding designers have wonderful ideas but no idea as to how they should be presented professionally.

Let's go!


Pre-Design Preparation
First of all, don't tell me that you "design on the needles" and re-create your directions after you've finished the piece. That's fine for swatching but not fine when you are working on a complete item, be it a sweater or a scarf. Ya gotta write and knit from the get-go. Most magazines have style guides; but you cannot go wrong using the Craft Yarn Council's Standards and Guidelines for Crochet and Knitting. This link will take you directly to their PDF. READ IT.

Step 1: Buy a notebook and use it for your sketches, charts, and directions. This will become your hard-copy Bible that you'll keep in your knitting bag while working out your design. (Of course, if you're really geeky, you can do this on your iPad or laptop but I still prefer writing with a pen to start.)

Step 2: Create a directions template for yourself in Microsoft Word, or whatever word processing app you use. Start formatting your e-file with appropriate headers. MATERIALS, GAUGE, and ABBREVIATIONS are permanent headers. And add your logo, if you have one. If you'd like, check out my Yeti Socks formatting. (If you are submitting to a magazine, you'll have to follow their publishing style, so check with your editor.)

For example, if you have designed a cardigan, you will have various section headers: BACK, FRONT (generally, you will tell your user to "reverse the right front shapings" but if one front is different than the other, you will have two Front headers), SLEEVES, FINISHING. And yes, you will have sub-headers, such as Neck Shaping.


Step 3: When you have determined what your design will be--sweater, socks, scarf, warshcloth, whatevah--choose your yarn and write down the yarn info in your Bible. Don't forget the color name(s)--if all you have on the yarn band is the color number, look it up on the web. Add this information to your electronic file.

Step 4: When you have chosen your stitch pattern(s), chart them out. I use Knit Visualizer because right now I can't afford Adobe Illustrator, which is the app that most publishers use for charting. You can also use Microsoft Excel but just for a working chart, not for final publication, EVER!

Step 5: Swatch, block, measure. Note the final gauge in your Bible and then in your e-file.


Step 6: Begin your calculations, writing them in your Bible. And for God's sake, use a calculator!!! Don't do it in your head, unless you're a fucking Einstein.


Step 7: Once you've finished your basic calculations, write your directions in your e-file and add any charts; then print the file out and put it into your Bible so that you can add notes and corrections. Don't forget to transpose written notes and corrections back into your e-file as soon as you can.

And do your sizing now! Stitch patterns, be they Fair Isle, cables, lace, or what-have-you, will dictate the sizes and their calculations, so get over that hump immediately.

So this is the very beginning. If you are working with test knitters, you want to make sure that you give them the most accurate directions possible. We'll talk about appropriate directions wording in the next entry. Here's the series' list of topics:

  • Part II: Listen to the Foghorn: How to Write Clear Directions
  • Part III: App Hazard--How to use computer applications for knitting directions
  • Part IV: Edit, Edit, Edit, Check, Check, Check--how to edit your own directions

So tomorrow I'm off to another tech writing gig in NYC, this time down in the Village! So much better than uptown. I'll be writing the next entry in a week, on Sunday, which is a rare and handy day to so do.

Later, skanks!