LAUNCHING JUNE 2005

it's dynamic...
it's contrahip...
it's usually thrown together on Saturday mornings

MARILYN R
signature collezione

America's Beloved Snotty Skank
and Slow-as-Shit Knitter

invites YOU

to send LOTS of money immediately

KNITTING...KNITTING...KNITTING

YARN...YARN...YARN

You've read the words, now start buying my shit sight unseen. Call your yarn shop NOW! And don't forget, with every purchase you'll receive a FREE autographed picture of me.

Just like the one above, with a handsomely stamped facsimile of my very own scrawl. You'll love it and so will your knitting friends!

'Cause it's really about me, anyway. And I love me.