LAUNCHING JUNE 2005
it's usually thrown together on Saturday mornings
America's Beloved Snotty Skank
and Slow-as-Shit Knitter
to send LOTS of money immediately
You've read the words, now start buying my shit sight unseen. Call your yarn shop NOW! And don't forget, with every purchase you'll receive a FREE autographed picture of me.
Just like the one above, with a handsomely stamped facsimile of my very own scrawl. You'll love it and so will your knitting friends!
'Cause it's really about me, anyway. And I love me.