Instant gratification takes too long--Carrie Fisher
I've got a list of my favorite bipolars and the former Princess Leia ranks high. Here are a few of my other favorite manics.
- Stephen Fry
- Ray Davies
- Vivien Leigh
- Richard Dreyfuss
- Mark Twain
Not to mention Abe Lincoln, Winston Churchill, Mozart, Vincent van Gogh, and a bunch of other writers, poets, musicians, and artists. Whenever I feel like shit, I think of these people and what they accomplished. And then there's Mel Gibson, who's a mess and a piss-poor poster boy for BP.
Gimme, Gimme, Gimme
As an "IT professional", I'm used to people wanting something immediately. This wretched disposition permeates our entire society, probably due to the rise of PCs and the internet. Sadly, it's invaded knitting to the point where I open a knitting catalog and practically every project is targeted towards beginners and those who HAVE to make something within two days. Weekend projects are not my cup of arsenic.
My favorite quote comes from a former boss. "If you want it in the worst way, that's probably how you'll get it."
Books for the Patient
I just purchased "Knitted Lace Designs of Herbert Niebling" from Schoolhouse Press (bless them for publishing this and other wonderful, thoughtful books). If you want to challenge yourself, try one of his incredible lace designs.
This is definitely a lock-yourself-in-a-room knitting situation. I'm planning on doing one of these this fall. After which, I will design and wear a knitted straitjacket.
Garden State Sheep & Wool
For those of you who think the opening scenes of the Sopranos constitute the sum total of New Jersey, you're wrong. Jersey is still the Garden State, despite being the most densely populated of the 50.
WoodsEdge Wools, one of the largest alpaca farms in the country, located in Stockton, NJ.
And then there are the vintage buttons I bought. My favorites are these, circus motifs from the 1940s. They were a bit difficult to photograph.
Those of you who've been Tonstant Weaders know that I'm a liberal freethinker, and the hatred of these miserable simpletons who call themselves Teabaggers makes me pukified (I think Sarah Palin used that word recently).
I suspect that many KnitDweebs are Teabaggers. Simpletons whose brains are trapped in a vicious cycle of ignorance.
Teabagger knitting projects:
- Prayer shawl with the words "Obama is a Muslem" worked in Fair Isle
- Placard knitted in red, white, and blue acrylic, "Repeel Congress" the slogan
- Felted placard tote bag
Thank God there are no Teabagger or Teaparty groups on Ravelry. At least, none that I could find. Presumably, Teabagger knitters aren't very techo-savvy.
That's it for today. I'm busy knitting two cardigans for Logan and Colin, grandsons of my friends Bob and Jean. I'll probably publish the design--it's a raglan cardigan knit in the round in toddler sizes. I'll be using the circus buttons for them. Actually yanked enough Harrisville Shetland from the stash in burgundy and blue.
Rare and handy to work from the stash. I need to do that more often or I'll be starring on "Hoarders."
Be the skankiest, my skanks.